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Sleeping Demotivational Poster


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198761
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am, #198759
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #198758
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #198003
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm, #175908
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am, #175845
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am, #175844
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am, #249713
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am, #225444
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm, #225397
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm, #225346
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm, #225344
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm, #225332
ditto


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am, #112960
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm, #238937
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm, #238935
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm, #238933
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm, #238932
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238931
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm, #238930
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm, #238929
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm, #238924
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm, #238923
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm, #238826
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm, #196768
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm, #196765
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm, #196746
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm, #196715
5L. Nice one sean


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am, #226561
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm, #261980
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am, #261963
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am, #261962
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm, #261960
Beard baby, where ye been?


C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm, #249189
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




ARMY - As Always sleeping while the marines do all the work.


TAGS: army marines sleeping
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by tony

hex - June 6, 2009, 11:00 pm, #84868
yeah, right because marines don't sleep right? hoorah!


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm, #250692
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm, #250681
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


VEHICULAR NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am, #251616

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am, #251614
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm, #251500
AWWWW YEAHHHH!


IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.




HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION -




THE HARDEST PART? - Getting them back into the box the way they came out.




Ageing is a terrible disease -


TAGS: deteriorate remember sleeping played
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:34 am, #252801
My teddy bear’s nose had a huge dent in it. Never punch a plastic nose. There’s no going back……
rerun - February 9, 2014, 10:04 am, #252799

I have seen the words written before, however paired with this picture really makes this poster have an impact. 5L
EmilioDumphque - February 9, 2014, 3:05 am, #252793
Taken away for doing something I didn't know was wrong. Never received an explanation, never saw it again. Does that count?


plunger hats -




POLICE LINE -


TAGS: sleeping dog humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 25, 2013, 11:56 pm, #250040

Then there's dead, of course (BG).
chickenlittle - September 25, 2013, 11:54 pm, #250039
Hahaha love it!! That's one very sleepy or very well-trained dog :D


VACATION OVER CONSUMPTION - So there is more to tan


TAGS: man sleeping tan
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Shethead

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 12:21 am, #243210
Hey I did not give authorization for my ph**o to be used on motifake. ( 5Ls because my tan looks good).


THE ART OF SLACKING -


TAGS: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:50 am, #166930
LMAO!!!
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:35 am, #166927
I must have the magic touch. :P Or else your poster didn't want to be approved by aggy.
lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:32 am, #166926
yeeehaaaa, TOC!!!
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:29 am, #166925
YAY


LONGCAT - Was *buuuurp* OM NOM NOM!


TAGS: fatdog will be sleeping off that snack for a loooong time
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sho - October 18, 2010, 9:23 pm, #198889
XD!
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:42 pm, #157920
LMFAO!!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:59 am, #155064
LONGCAT!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:10 pm, #155023
HA! Nice one LD, 5Ls.
CANADA - January 28, 2010, 2:40 pm, #154987
Nice! lol


HEY DOUCHE - That's for sleeping with my sister.


TAGS: douche sleeping sister drink
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:11 pm, #235402
It's jealousy, not anger, as in "Why did you sleep with my sister and not with me?"
mariand - May 29, 2012, 7:58 pm, #235392
that's not a painfull punishment.. what happend to you?...lol


SHARK HAMMOCK - Latest Arab craze, nail beds are so last century. No wonder they are so pissed off all the time




PARTY MONSTER -


TAGS: party dj s sleeping drunk
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by DecKaos

thatonechick - April 2, 2010, 10:12 am, #168838
This is a retarded poster that wanted to say something about ****ting bricks.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:07 am, #168837

It's abouth the dead wh*** on the floor
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:45 am, #168829
I rejected this. Glad to know you keep submitting it, Dec. Noted.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:27 am, #168567
Is it about the funky DJ or the girl in the background??
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 8:56 am, #168558
LMAO


FATAL PWNAGE - in 3.. 2.. 1..




WTF!! - All WOODLAND CAMOFLAGE equipment even Sleeping Bags (FART SACS) were supposed to be DX'ed back in JUNE.




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